Archive for April 12th, 2008
Drumbeat of war that is. U.S. officials are finally waking up and smelling the coffee, realizing that Iran has more influence over Iraq than they do. … And Iran doesn’t want the U.S. in Iraq. Shocker! Anyone with a layman’s knowledge of history (or who’s read the headlines for the past 5 years) could connect these dots. … So U.S. officials are sounding the alarm and once again accusing Iran of training and suppling weapons to anti-American Shi’ite militias inside Iraq. And of course what is their first response: WAR! Ugh.
Note to the Bush Administration: a war with Iran is not going to fix your legacy. Or redeem you in the history books. Get a clue.
Why don’t we start actively engaging Tehran with diplomacy??? Haven’t tried that route yet. And nothing
we’ve done so far has produced any good results. Just a thought. Duh.
Obviously, Tehran is just as guilty here - more so - of stoking the passions of war. Most of the mullahs are simply trying to prove their worth by poking a stick at America. Mullahs: wake up! This pissing contest will not turn out good for you. It’s time for Iran to put away their weapons and rhetoric and start revisiting their wonderful poetry. Calling on the spirit of Hafiz!
That crafty Bush Administration has done it again, finding new and inventive ways to thwart Americans’ civil liberties. Now they are going to use spy satellites to peer into our homes and offices. Isn’t that the most fantastic news? What’ll they think of next?! I mean, I feel so safe right now. So safe! Knowing that Bush and his cronies are doing everything in their power to “fight the evil doers” (which in this case is mom and pop American). Are we going to have to start storing everything in 3oz. containers? Cause that makes me feel extra super-duper safe to the max. Idiots.